CAUTION AGAINST CAUTION!

People may tell you in the weight loss calculator that your desired calorie intake is “CAUTION! TOO LOW! AHHH!!!” But their IQ is “CAUTION! TOO LOW!” Do what you think is best for your eternal flame. Drink tons of cold water obsessively and chew your food really obsessively. OBSESSION!

P.S. Whopper milk balls are only 11 calories per ball. (But that doesn’t mean you should eat them)

P.S. again: We will admit that this is a silly post, and you probably don’t relate to this problem at all, but we felt the need to rant about it, anyway.

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